Elephant Stew

Elephant Stew

     1 elephant (medium size)

     Salt and pepper

     Brown gravy

     2 rabbits

           

Cut the elephant into bite size pieces (this should take about 2 months).  Add the brown gravy and cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees.

This will serve 3800 people.  If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.