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Mrs. Prichard's class has a bad case of mismatched socks. After talking about it in class last February, the class met on March 6, and every student wore mismatched socks. This fashion trend was unplanned but still unanimously displayed by the high schoolers. This fabulous style is bound to spread throughout all of CHAT.
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Mrs. Prichard's writing class has a bad case of extreme writing skill. This rare virus causes anyone who catches it to immediately become a wonderful writer. The skill of the writers in the class who have become infected is becoming renown throughout the class. The cause of this disease is still unknown, however, top scientists are studying where this originated from and what it means for the future.
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Mrs. Prichard's Writing 1 class has come down with a case of the heebie-jeebies. As a result, the entire class is shaking and crying under the tables. They start at loud noises and several have been heard to cry for their mothers. At this time, co cure is known.
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Mrs. Prichard's writing class has a bad case of mismatched socks! Ever since Syd Culbertson influenced the rebelling idea of this confusion, there has been no end! Stripes, polka dots, zebra stripes, leopard spots, and the list goes on. What's next? Mismatched gloves, clashing clothes ... two different shoes. I thought we grew out of this when we were seven. Well, it is a little catchy I do suppose. I mean it couldn't hurt to try ...
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Mrs. Prichard's class has a bad case of mismatched socks. Somehow, everyone decided not to fold their socks so they get lost. Also, it looks more cool if you have stripes and stars. Plus, you don't have to buy extra pairs.
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The writing class taught by Mrs. Prichard has a bad case of the munchies. Yes, folks, the munchies. The students have been trying to kick the habit of snorting Pixy-Stix in class. This has become an issue that has spiralled out of control. One of the students who is the most addicted unfortunately did 32 Pixy-Stix in 1 class! This madness needs to come to an end. There is a bounty of $10 for whoever catches or kills Tinker Bell so the evil substance will be no more. This message is brought to you by the COPWDRC (The Committee of People Who Don't Really Care).
Thank you!
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Mrs. Prichard's class has a bad case of "Swag." This swag has been traveling around. Today we have two more victims. Together with my sidekick, Mr. Winklesnorts, we will finally rid Mrs. Prichard's writing class of Swag.
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