NEWS ALERT! Writing 1 has a bad case of ........
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NEWS ALERT! Writing 1 has a bad case of the boredom alert. They get too bored from writing papers!
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NEWS ALERT!! Writing 1 has a bad case of the want for peanut butter. Because I want some! You should buy us some peanut butter and spoons for next week. And bananas!
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NEWS ALERT!! Writing 1 has a bad case of the whispering giggles. The think Mrs. Prichard can't see them, but she knows. I sit in the nervous anticipation of the cure or vaccinations she may bring upon us for the purpose of ending this plague.
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NEWS ALERT!! Writing 1 has a bad case of misinformation. You see most kids see school as something that is not necessary. They avoid it at all costs. They procrastinate and a host of other things. And the only reason why most do school is because they are forced to by parents or teachers. However, school was something people wanted to do and most of the world would die for the kind of education we have. So make the most of your education.
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NEWS ALERT!! Writing 1 has a bad case of the lack of candy. All of Writing 1 needs to work at getting more candy bag runs during class time. If all of Writing 1 works together to defeat this horrible time, then the world will be better.
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NEWS ALERT!! Writing 1 has a bad case of STRESS! Writing 1 class can stress your hand out if yo write too much. It can also stress your eyes.
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NEWS ALERT!! Writing 1 has a bad case of the "overused commas." It is putting commas in the most random places left and right. And there are pauses everywhere in your stores, essays, paragraphs, and sentences.
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NEWS ALERT!! Writing 1 has a bad case of the Always Cold Syndrome (ACS). ACS is a common sickness found most in northwestern states and Canada. ACS has no real cure except going south of the equator. Many have tried to cure or stop the symptoms by blanket and fire but none of those do anything.
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NEWS ALERT!! Writing 1 has a bad case of lack of commas. Without commas, sentences have become confusing and long. We need to get help so our essays can turn back into the great essays they once were.
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NEWS ALERT!! Writing 1 has a bad case of being tired. The students depend on their daily fix of caffeine to get the through the morning. The may have been slowly working doe to a lack of sleep. They have also been staying up till 11:00 and waking up at 4:00.
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NEWS ALERT!! Writing 1 has a bad case of the fandoms. Last Thursday a student noticed as they were passing the room to the class that many of the students were going crazy about the many worlds of books.
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NEWS ALERT!! Writing 1 has a bad case of comma errors. They don't know where to put them and when thy should. Their teacher tried to teach them, but they still don't use them right.
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NEWS ALERT!! Writing 1 has a bad case of the common sleepy syndrome. The sleepy syndrome is a case of when you stay up past midnight and get four hours of sleep. This can be avoided by going to sleep at reasonable times and getting up 8 - 9 hours of sleep.
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NEWS ALERT!! Writing 1 has a bad case of putting pineapple on pizza. If Writing 1 knew what was good for itself, it'd eat them separately. I mean, who puts pineapple on pizza? I say we load our Ninas, Pintas, and Santa Maries full of men and send them to the New World of Pizza to make it literate in the art of pizza.
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BREAKING NEWS! Writing 1 of CHAT Co-op seems to have come down with a severe case of freetimephobia, also known as the fear of free time with absolutely nothing to do. Students affected end up working harder on their assignments and have been getting better grades as a result.
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NEWS ALERT!! Writing 1 has a bad case of WWRD, or writers who read disorder. As a novelist, I find it very hard to handle typos. If there is a a typo, I will find it. Unfortunately, one of my favorite authors, Dr. Jay Strack, makes a lot of spelling mistakes. It doesn't help that my biology teacher spelled DNA as DAN on a test. People who spell things like armour without a "u" are just plain wrong.
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